one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don’t think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
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i love when people give dogs birthdays cuz dogs have no fucking clue its actually their birthday they just woke up and are now getting more toys and treats and sometimes their friends come over and play and theyre the specialist dog in the whole entire world and to them its just another day. more people should give their dogs birthdays
so I had some of the drink that makes you scared- the drink that makes you scared? Drinks can’t do that, but it did, I’m telling you, I went to my coffee maker and got a nice mug of the stuff and now I’m scared. So you’re saying there’s a drink. That made you scared. No I mean I don’t think it’s actually the drink, it’s the caffeine. But even if, hypothetically, a drink could make you scared, I bet I could drink it and not be scared. Dude, don’t do it, I’m telling you, it’s not worth it. But the theory! I must prove it cannot, once and for all, cannot make you scared.
One week later: so I drank some of the drink that makes you scared- and now I’m scared.
This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.
reblog and put in the tags: how can people from your country tell what region you’re from ? ( ex: the way you pronounce certain words, superstitions, specific behaviors etc. )
