yall should take my neopronoun uquiz!!!!  https://uquiz.com/t1Zm3N

it has reviews such as “I use all neo pronouns this sucks when I figured out I was genderqueer all the pronoun knowledge should have been zapped to my brain,” “that quiz was harder than a physics exam,” and “this made me age 50 years“ !

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

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huggingrey asked:

Mr Neil Gaiman why do we have to wait for season 2 💔 im too inpatient for that why cant we have it now?? /j

eloisecarles:

neil-gaiman:

Because we’re not there yet.

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i did it i finally got cryp to stop denying that he is literally dave homestuck

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nyancrimew:

aropride:

aropride:

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glad we’re all on the same page

the internet archive could murder me in cold blood if it benefited archival, also where can i buy some of that internet archive heroin?

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transgenderstreetlegend:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

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The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

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I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

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IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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embermc:

We don’t talk enough about Wilbur and Techno’s bit where Wilbur would join public mc servers acting like some little kid with a traditionally “cringe” skin and username like Flowergirl or whatever and tell everyone that he was best friends with Techno, for everyone to obviously respond like “shut up you don’t know techno lol” after which Techno would immediately join and start saying something like “Hi Flowergirl how’s it going” because that’s literally hilarious

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cryptoidantagonist:

why don’t superheros just switch their gender presentation for their superhero persona? like it would be a lot harder to find the identity of the hero in pink lace and sports bra when their civilian identity was Gerald, the IT guy for an unknown startup who only wore hoodies and sweatpants or on the flipside, it would be equally hard to find the identity of the hero in a darker loose garb with a voice deep enough to rumble when their civilian identity was Stacy, the gym trainer who surrounded herself with flowers like do you see my vision

soundsfaebutokay:

It’s utterly magnetic when a character’s rage is quiet and precise. When they don’t scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.

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Anonymous asked:

i think some people aren’t realizing the mulch works because the mulch BECOMES the soil, that’s why it’s so universal. rot is just incredible, shout out to the forces of decomposition. can’t wait to meet ‘em.

systlin:

Back when I worked at a greenhouse I heard some people complain that they had to buy more wood chip mulch or straw every year to re-apply it.

And yes! Good! It’s working! The soil microbes and fungi are Feasting and turning that wood into humus! That humus is now becoming soil full of bio available nutrients for your plants…and the things in the soil…to feast on! Go to the county landfill they chip up trimmings into FREE woodchips stop buying the stuff here that costs $2.99 a bag! Talk to some tree care companies they’ll be delighted to dump waste chips in your yard for you!

If your neighbors are Fools and rake up and discard leaves, grab that shit and use that too! And their grass clippings! Steal all that sweet sweet plant matter and let it rot into YOUR soil and enrich it! All Hail Rot, the one true god, which makes life on this ball of rock possible!

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is-this-yuri:

sandmandaddy69:

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These two trains had such passion for each other that they destroyed each other in an effort to make contact. They appear to be sitting in the aftermath, foreheads together like two girls who had run to each other after a long time apart. It’s very easy to see human emotion in this image.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

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alonewildbird:

greater-than-the-sword:

kalichnikov:

What city do you live in?

Tokyo, Japan

Delhi, India

Shanghai, China

São Paulo, Brazil

Mexico City, Mexico

Cairo, Egypt

Mumbai, India

Beijing, China

Dhaka, Bangladesh

some other city which is not among the 9 most populous cities in the world*

*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you’re not from one of these cities!

I feel that this is an important case study in Tumblr demographics and what the polls are actually reflecting

actually based on my math this is currently pretty representative! 2.7% of respondents live in the most populous cities, which would be 216 million people (of 8 billion), and the total population of those 9 cities is just over 214 million!

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harrowianthe:

[written in short-hand] dear diary, things are getting very scary very fast but first let me jot down my dinner.

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